AHOY!!!!

Warning! Spoiler....maybe

So I did something anyway, I went to the cinema and watched Pirates Of The Curry-bean 3: At World's End. Overall, not a bad movie, but I never knew that Singapore is just next to Antartica or Alasca. Thanks for "killing" the gayest pirate ever.

To the guy who was sitting next to me and the girl who was sitting who knows where during the movie:

To the guy:

I know you were trying to impress your girlfriend, it was quite sad for me already going to the movie alone, but please stop telling your girlfriend what's happening on the movie. I am sure she is not that stupid (maybe she is). Stop that fake laugh, I know you laugh so people know that you understand the joke in english, but it wasn't even a joke and you have the ugliest fake laugh I have ever heard.

To the girl:

I know lah, you are very good lah in english la, but lah, please lah, dun you ever lah, read the subtitle in english lah....please I need them overpaid actors to say it out, not you. I mean, really.

Oi! I'm-a pirates-a! He's cool you know, looks quite dead to me tho... why din they used Ringo Starr? Then they would have to make Ringo play the drum in the movie, which is quite fancy...or maybe Rod Stewart can have a role.....he is a sailor, not pirates.

But, this is a better movie. Dog Day Afternoon, with Al Pacino, John Cazale, the guy who played "Fredo Corleone" and a tiny appereance from the guy who played the milnenium tv series, Lance Henriksen. The movie, based on true story, tho 70% dramatized due to the purpose of hollywoodnism, tells about a bank robbery. Highly recommended by me. It was 70's movie, however.

Yeehaww! food, food and food and I am not getting any fatter. That's Medan's Wan Dan Mie (however you spell it). I don't know what's wrong with me you know, no matter how much I eat or how much I don't eat, my weight stays the same....awful 55 kg!

Can't sleep again and have to fetch me mom to the airport in about 30 mins like. What's the point of waking up early in the morning if you can't do anything in the morning like.

Coca Cola So Classic It Makes Me Thick

I slept at 6 in the morning......

3 hours later, me mom knocked on me door.

"Get up!, we have to go to the airport!"

I dragged myself out from the bedroom, still managed to brush my teeth and wear whatever was in the wardrobe. So I fetched me mom to the airport, It appears that me gaffer delayed his flight to China (so she had to go to the airasia counter to change some dates), okay....so dad, I never knew that you are that rich and please leave the house empty for me. Anyway, I found that that my dad borrowed a sum of money from the bank for his business. What if he screwed up? well prolly bunch of Italians gonna come to my house and say "Eh, Don Corleone wants to collect his money!". No la, nothin that bad, if he screws, then the bank will confiscate the house. welldone pop!

Ah, Dunkin Donuts at the airport. Reminds me of my best lad and me gal. We sat there waiting for me flight to KL. It was heartbreakin.

Rest of the day? me went sumplace and ate. After that I went to Sleep.

This is the view from the second floor from me tavern. I love that tree, me grandpa planted it. He was like adopted by Japs, a good garderner and he likes bonzai very much. His name? Suichi Maeda. He died (Rest In Peace)

My tiny living room, it's a camera trick you know. My dad made that bare-single-handedly, afterall he is Joseph The Carpenter, it goes like "I'm on the top of the world".

The empty fridge, nothing is inside the fridge and the fridge is inside nothin, hence the fridge contains nothing but emptiness.

My kitchen which has no food with the food not in the kitchen, hence the kitchen needs food and so is I.

This is like....sumthin, I mean I have no idea what's in my gaffer's head. He put that in the kitchen.

My mom's workshop, she's good at it...really.

My neighbour's TV, they are loaded!

My dad's home office.... nothin fancy.

What's better than alcoholic drinks? I managed to put that poison into me body. It was Sum french wine and sum good 'ol whisky. Oh Langkawi, where art thou?

Anyway, I woke up at 5. I was plannin to watch Pirates, but It was already five ye know. Alas! I curse my irish luck. I was feeling quite bored, decided to go out for a bite. So me went to this place called Obonk.

It's a quiet place, nice for yer bloody british tea time or even ciggarettes time. Perfecto Imperiallo.

One thing I notice so far about Malaysia is that they do not have the Coa Cola classic bottle, you know I feel a bit fifties and it did taste like a fake coke.

Anyway, I am planning to do nothin again tommorow. Weak man weak....

5 things That Don't Even Matter

5 things found in my school bag (college bag or whatsoever):

1. Text book

2. Note book

3. Pen

4. Pencil

5. Nothin really

5 things found in my wallet:

1. Money

2. Drivin License

3. Expired ID card

4. Pictures of my whatever one

5. Name cards

5 favourite things in my room:

My amp, well actually my brother's amp

Bunch of broken guitars and guitar case

My keyboard which I dun even know how to play (long story)

Book Shelf?

last one? Nothing really, 5 is a bad number.

Ye MAMA Said!!!!!

Ye mama said, that I ain't got the look
I ain't got money
I ain't got the job

Ye papa said that I ain't got the soul
I'm so ugly
I'm fat


Ye mama said, ye mama said!


Fuck your mama, fuck your papa
Fuck your sister, fuck your brother,
Fuck your dog, fuck your cat
Fuck you, you and you!!!!


-Rubber Soul-Ye Mama Said!




*The style of quoting songs belongs to Jenn, any other form similar to it without her permission of her knowledge could lead into trouble.

Jenn you fuckin bitch! *rich.

"Let's go Exelcio, they have nice coffee"

I saw the menu, fuckin 10bucks for a cup of coffe, what the fuck man! and that food in the picture cost about 20bucks. Okay Jenn, I know you are like bloody rich. So please, be considerate. I am so poor man.

*If she blogged about my car, don't believe her! don't you evaaaa!!

So we are like you know, went to Sun Plaza then play pool ata Paladium (where I lost, HAH!), then we went for Jamming session. Word!

I dropped Jenn home, she walked out from my car and stood in front of the gate. *Kazaaammmmm Atoumatic gate. Jesus Chrysstttttt, I have to open the gate by myself in me hut. So I waited for her to go in, but the dad stared at me from the window at the second floor. I was damn scared la, you know almost pee in me pants.

Jenn is bloody rich.

Sup Dawg!

Another one from Aplaus

Yo yo sup nigga, the hizzle to da mizzle in the hood, ya know what I'm saying. It's DJ Darmadi here kickin it with you with the hip-hop style, as in the street yo. So let's rap to the crap Cap!






Lemme Introduce ya'll my homie, *drum rolling *beat boxing.







Yo yo yo, this This is nigga is called Billy



You don't wanna fuck with him coz' he is so Silly



Kickin with his style, wearin Bape shoes



Look at his pants, it's all so loose



With his nigga named William, he gonna rap for us



Right from the hood, he rides the bus



One to the two to the three yo, I can count perfectly in English *wicked wicked



Scratcht the plate my man Jacky please *plate scratching



You know what I am sayin, we are the hardcore kids



And we are all cool coz we are the chinese



Woorddddddddd








I say, yo wassup yo. Wassup to the up and to the p. Word! these three niggas gonna be intervied by me. So put your hands up in the air yo my nigga, you black! I say wassup. sup nigga sup? Yo yo yo, sup yo. Word!!!


Billy (Gemini), William (Pisces), Jacky (Gemini)

Love : Nge-rap

Dream: Top Rapper *keep on dreaming then me niggas

My Trend: Hip-hop street

Q&A:
Aplaus:Favorite icon?
Billy: Eminem, because he has a cool hip-hop style n a great rapper
William : I like Nigo, DJ-nya Teriyaki Boys. Especialy the Japanese Hip-hop style.
Jacky : Cashcrew and Missy Elliot, because she is hot and has her own style.

I like Missy Elliot becoz she is hot yo!, she is like very sexy with that fatty fatty boom boom, oh yeah nigga, ya dig me? yo yo yo, wazzzzzzzzzzzzupppppp.

Aplaus: What is you best buy in life, and what do you buy the most?
Billy : I like Bape shoes, it's cool and stylist. I also like Bape shirt, all my favourite brand!

Yo yo yo, my nigga. Never buy fake things, stay true yo my nigga. True. power to the chinese!

Aplaus: Favourite Superhero?
William : Captain America from the Marvel, he is a great character and has that American flag pattern.

Yo-yo, to the y and o yo. You're the man yo. Captain America yo, he's white and he's americans. Red to the neck yo.

Aplaus : Your perfect weekend?
William : Because I like Captain America, The States would be my perfect weekend

Yo yo, you can come anytime to the states yo. Just stop the cab and tell 'em you wanna go to Florida, be back before monday yo nigga, school time. Never skip classes, not good for a nigga yo!

Billy : For me, I like to rap in the studio with my friends, it's cool!!!!

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, *beat box *plate scratching *wordddd you're the man yo. Since when do we have rapping studio in Medan yo. I mean yo yo yo.

Aplaus : What would you do if you are given 1 wish?
Jacky : Open up a recording studio, to contribute my hobby and to make money.

Yo yo yo, that's the way yo. Open up a Studi-O. Keep it real me nigga.

Aplaus : Strangest thing you can bring in your bag?
Jacky : Handgun, strange enuff???

Yo yo yo, Handgun yo. That's heavy dawg, yo yo. I mean yeah yo. Hizzling with the mingling dizzle to the sizzlers's prizzle. Hand to the Gun yo. *Wordddddddd

That's me homie ya'll, the nizzle nigga to the bizzare. Helloooooo????? WAKE UP!!!! who the fuck you trying to fool here? your mom?


William's Item
Cap : New Era Cap
Jacket, T-shirt and Pants : Baby Milo
Shoes : Nike

Billy's Item
Cap and Shoes : Mixit
Specs : Jaya Optik
All the shit : Skate Element
Same shit: Nike

Jacky's Item
Sweater : Skate Element
Shirt : Giordano
Specs : Polo
Pants : Juicy
Shoes : Bape-sta

What a Fuckhead!

Article in has been changed into Bahasa Engris.

Proudly presented by Aplaus, lamest media ever. Go there for original version.

Zia

Zodiak: Libra

Love: To eat

Favorit brand: Vincci

Dream: Model

Q&A:

Aplaus: What is your perfect weekend?

Zia: Going to the beach, because I like to surf!

Surfing in this province? Bitch, where can we surf here? Pantai Cermin?

Aplaus: What would you do if you were a male for a day ?

Zia: I would cry, because I woke up and I've changed. I would look at the mirror and see the changes.

Bitch what would you do If you were a male? hump some chicks? DUH!

Aplaus: If you were born as a male actor, who would that be?

Zia: Brad Pitt, he's not only sexy but he is also rich. He must be surrounded by lotsa chicks ha ha...

Hahahaha....., oh well you are still a stupid bitch

Big it up for Zia, another wannabe in Medan. She is catogorized as Anak Babe . What is anak babe? Their daddies are rich, prolly working in some government office and very corrupted. They are Non-chinese, nice to look at, but not to fuck with if you are chinese and you are medanese. However they are more polite than chineses and they have better tits and ass.

Dimas

Zodiak: Cancer

Love: Music and travel

Dream: Bussiness Man

Favorit Brand: Guess

Q&A:

Aplaus: What is your favourite soundtrack and why?

Dimas: Spiderman II's soundtrack, Hold On by Jet, they are very cool...old school style with 70's mood. Cool soundtrack!

I like it....

Aplaus: Who sing "So Sick"?

(a) John Lennon (b) Delon (c) Neyo

Dimas: Neyo.

OH MY FUCKIN GOD! what a stupid multiple choice question, I mean who the fuck sing "I Wanna Hold Your Hand?"

(a) Backstreet Boys (b) 50 Cents (c) Beatles

(Aplaus Comment: A real music fan. stay cool man!)

(Agam's Comment: A real music fan. You go Zorrro!)

Dimas is your typical natibu male, Anak Babe also ye know. So well educated in music that he can figure out who sing "So Sick". Word! The natibu males hate chinese so much, is okay...the chinese hate everyone who is not yellow and love Guai Lo.

I actually know this girl.....

Ervida

Zodiak: Virgo
Love: Singing & clubbing
Dream: Being a Fashion Icon
Favorite brand: Insight

Q&A:
Aplaus: Healthy living is a trend now, what do you to stay fit?
Ervida: I do fitness and play squash everyday to keep myself fit!

I know you do, but why are you still fat?

Aplaus: What is the most extreme thing you have evern done?
Ervida: Haha.. Quite a lot, but clubbing 3 days in a row is the craziest I've ever done

Me too, I ate pork In the mosque, Jumped over KLCC, kill the purple dragon and went clubbing 3 days in a row. I am a bad ass!

(Aplaus Comment: That's cool man!!!, let's go clubbing.)

(Agam's Comment: That's cool man!!!!, I mean being fat and all)

She's chinese, yes she is. I mean a fuckin chinese as in small eyes. Chinese in medan are either fat or breastless. They are mostly into La-La, or in Medan we call them Cika (Cina Kaleng). They speak Hokkian most of the time and their Indonesian accent is worse than a Guai Lo. Hello???? Fashion Icon? Helllllooooooooooooooooo, how slim are you? HELOOOOOOO???!!!?!?!??!!!!!. (Someone is going to kill me if she reads this)

My parents left me alone in the house, I am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Besame Mucho

I don't even know what the title means, my day can't get any worse....gonna tell you that later. I went to this Thamrin Plaza (3rd shopping center ever built in Medan) with me lad. Sat there had a good meal and met me girl's sister.

This is called empek-empek kapal selam (submarine), It's a dish from Palembang (place where men wank at home and women work their ass off to feed the family). Good to have when you are not that hungry but you need something to eat. After that I went for more food, as me stomach was craving for more.

So this is called Mie Sop (Soup Noodle), it's like the ultimate kick for your meal. Good to have whenever you need to eat. now I am making meself hungry. After that I had me 5th packs of Marlboro, poor Jenn.

Our Mayor, Mr.Abdillah telling us how to behave well with wheels on the street, but....

Tell me Mr.Abdillah you balding bloodsucker, corrupted piece of shit. What the fuck I am suppose to do with two traffic light signs? You Installed new traffic lights which has no use at all, it always shows three colours at once, waste of budget, roads still need repairment, there is still blackout in the city, the public transportation sucks, airport beside a housing area, your police officers are cock suckers and you are an asshole, you manage to buy your son the latest gadget of cellphone everytime the new one comes out, but you can't do no shit and your plan to build a new hotel surrounding our HUNDREDS YEARS OLD Town Hall is a laugh.

This guy actually suggested Toyota Higlander, which cost about $30,000.00 as the Government Officer's duty car. I mean why the fuck they need a car that cost that much? Bloody ignorant piece of fuck. Tell me when you gonna fix that clocktower, you invested so much in shit that the only reason I see white people around is because they are from the NGO, and they are just spending their time here becoz they are bored with your neighbour province Aceh.



Oh well...

Later on, I went to see the footie match Between Liverpool and AC Milan, Final Champions League. You know, I was so nervous and sexited (credit to Jenn, any usage of the word "Sexcited", "Sexhousted", "Sexperience". "Sexorcism", "Sextention" , "Sexophone". "Sexit", "Sextreme", "Sexpensive", etc without Jenn's permission or her knowledge could lead into trouble) that I could not sleep, eat and drink. Guess the fasting din do me any good.

The Mafioso Versus The Scouser, but fuck....we lost 2-1. Guess the jinx is I used too much italian accent, losing me scouse touch you know. They have insulted my intelengence and now I am very emo. After being taunted and made fun of the whole match, I was so fuckin pissed by this match. The ball was not round enuff, the size of AC Milan's Goalpost was smaller, They played with 13 players and Refrees were bribed by Don Corleone. You'll Never Walk Alone bitch!

Back Home

I'm back home, gonnae miss them CST a lot. I'm not that emotional and all, it's good to be back home. Will be back with more about Medan, the lamest city I've ever been.

Magical Mystery Tour

The continuation of the Trip was....

It was that movie....you know. Running in slow motion and all that and sort of stuff of kinda thing.

I always reckon that I have the look which doesn't even tell where I am from. I have been mistaken as:

1. Myanmarnese

2. Thai guy (korninakap...nuff sed)

3. Fuckin korean kimchi pong (this primary kid from me old skool laugh at me when I told him I am Indonesian)

4. Japs ( I was in petaling street and this guy greeted me "moshi-moshi"

5. Malay

6. Indonesian boemipoetra (those cina were fckin scraed of me)

7. last but not least....A fucken redneck. ( a cab driver eh?)

That fat of mine was before I had any drinks.....word.

And this was after.

Ballad of CST

CST went to Langkawi, yes we did. It was the first day of our holiday and we decided to spend our money wisely : Alcohol and Ciggarettes and fuckin in the bushes. Jenn, Joel and I had to go to Pudu Raya first to buy the bus ticket, after we rendezvous at me place we took the KTM to KL (which Jenn kept on complaining that we should stop at KL Central).

We had to wait around 4 hours for Kenny, Jolene and Ee May to come and I had to buy slippers. Joel the wise guy took us to Maydin, where it closes at 8 pm and we had to run around the store like crazy drunken Irish.

After we gathered around like 10 sumthin, I was feeling very hungry so we went to eat Bak Kut Teh. Nice yummy pork with nice yummy soup. Like yeah...

After the magical Pot of Bak Kut Teh, we all appeared suddenly in Kuala Perlis Jetty. Like magic eh?. It was a freaking 6 hours bus ride and another 1 hour boat ride to Langkawi.

This was the beach near the Hotel we stayed. Like okay lah, not bad at all and all that of sort of stuff. I had to drive the kids around the island and have to keep my alcohol level to a very minimum. It was nice tho.

We had to finish:

1. Jack Daniel

2. Absolut Vodka

3. 6 bottles of Corona

4. 3 cans of Budweisser

5. 2 packs of cigars

6. 10 packs of Marlboro

7. 10 packs of Dunhill (Ee May)

8. 10 packs of Blak Devil (or any packs lah)

The real effects of Alcohol: It gives you muscle and makes you sexier like that guy on the left.

Jennifer tried to sell her body for more Alchocols and Cigs, she was so desperate you know.

Oh happy day....really happy and drunken. I was so drunk I did not remember shit...

Buweisser sucks...I don't know why americans like it so much.

Well the rest? who gives a fuck? DRINK BABY!!

Exam is over (yeah!)

Happy birthday Don Tommasino. The Gaffer of all gaffers, The Man and The Wickedest of them who are wicked. Word!

Happy birthday Azreen! dutch, dannish, cina, malay, india, pakistan, cambodian. vietnamese, africaan, redneck and this and that. Jenn is probabebabibeblaly the happiest, look at her...., so after exam, we went to Azreen's birthday party. It was in this Royal Selangor Golf Club. Wicked.


The party by the swimming pool it was. We got there around 4 somthin we w'all decided (me and the girls, b'ause 'te 'oys 'ere to 'azy) so off we go to that two big buil'ing that look very much alike.
Jolene and Ee May decided to like buy things for their mommas, becoz it was mommas days and you know you are suppose to kiss yer momma's ass during that very sweet day. We actually wanted to buy somthin for somone but we decided for somthin 'lse.

E-bay was t'yin to show off 'er ot'er asset, E-bay...ye sheld hev knewn that the only asset ye 'ave is yer Ass!

"Ahoy!, w'os that lasses fokcin our ship up?" Azreen was thrown to the sea and that nite she slept with me and the fishes..hehe the fish only. A massage from Don Darmadino.

I actually like E-bay, look at this picture...how well do we bond? werd eh!

E-bay and her employer: Mama Jolene.

Don Jeremiah thinks he is actually italian, but son ye 're not. Ye Porrrtogoso.

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