ATTENTION!!!!
That girl in the left is hot, but you are not ALLOWED to date her, since your brother liked her first. You are NOT allowed to date the girl on the right too, since your brother also happened to like her (but you never really like her as in like her anyway). You SHOULD date your own cousin.But you can play tennis better than your brother, so what you gonna do?
1. Learn how to sing
Yeah, they dig singer. Enrique is prolly on the way. Anyway keep trying.
2. Learn how to "sing"
Sometimes, you really need to, if you are a feeling really hopeless. All those conversation you have with your brother before bed, he never reached his puberty until he was 20, his sexual fantasies...ALL!
3. Get some friends
You can also buy some friends from Tesco, who cares about the prophets. Be sure when you buy your friends tho, check the expiry date and don't even bother to check where they made it, they all Made in China. Treat them really nice, no matter how prick they are.
4. Buy a knife or a lipstick
He ain't no Jesus....knife will do fine.
5. Be an asshole
Seriously dude? you go to church every Sunday? you say your prayer before you sleep? you help the old lady cross the street? Who gives a fuck?
6. Be close to Mrs. Ex-Pitt
She is your brother first sexual fantasy, but she is too barbaric, anyway....just for hurting.
7. Time Machine
Use it, go back before your brother claim it and voila! it's done.
8. Get a cousin
Your brother is 7 steps ahead of you, too bad son.
p.s Only works if your are still in high school.
