Warning! Spoiler....maybe
To the guy who was sitting next to me and the girl who was sitting who knows where during the movie:
To the guy:
I know you were trying to impress your girlfriend, it was quite sad for me already going to the movie alone, but please stop telling your girlfriend what's happening on the movie. I am sure she is not that stupid (maybe she is). Stop that fake laugh, I know you laugh so people know that you understand the joke in english, but it wasn't even a joke and you have the ugliest fake laugh I have ever heard.
To the girl:
I know lah, you are very good lah in english la, but lah, please lah, dun you ever lah, read the subtitle in english lah....please I need them overpaid actors to say it out, not you. I mean, really.
Oi! I'm-a pirates-a! He's cool you know, looks quite dead to me tho... why din they used Ringo Starr? Then they would have to make Ringo play the drum in the movie, which is quite fancy...or maybe Rod Stewart can have a role.....he is a sailor, not pirates.

Can't sleep again and have to fetch me mom to the airport in about 30 mins like. What's the point of waking up early in the morning if you can't do anything in the morning like.