Tuesday, 29 May 2007

5 things That Don't Even Matter


5 things found in my school bag (college bag or whatsoever):

1. Text book

2. Note book

3. Pen

4. Pencil

5. Nothin really



5 things found in my wallet:

1. Money

2. Drivin License

3. Expired ID card

4. Pictures of my whatever one

5. Name cards






5 favourite things in my room:



My amp, well actually my brother's amp



Bunch of broken guitars and guitar case




My keyboard which I dun even know how to play (long story)

Book Shelf?

last one? Nothing really, 5 is a bad number.

Saturday, 26 May 2007

Ye MAMA Said!!!!!

Ye mama said, that I ain't got the look
I ain't got money
I ain't got the job

Ye papa said that I ain't got the soul
I'm so ugly
I'm fat


Ye mama said, ye mama said!


Fuck your mama, fuck your papa
Fuck your sister, fuck your brother,
Fuck your dog, fuck your cat
Fuck you, you and you!!!!


-Rubber Soul-Ye Mama Said!




*The style of quoting songs belongs to Jenn, any other form similar to it without her permission of her knowledge could lead into trouble.



Jenn you fuckin bitch! *rich.



"Let's go Exelcio, they have nice coffee"



I saw the menu, fuckin 10bucks for a cup of coffe, what the fuck man! and that food in the picture cost about 20bucks. Okay Jenn, I know you are like bloody rich. So please, be considerate. I am so poor man.



*If she blogged about my car, don't believe her! don't you evaaaa!!



So we are like you know, went to Sun Plaza then play pool ata Paladium (where I lost, HAH!), then we went for Jamming session. Word!




I dropped Jenn home, she walked out from my car and stood in front of the gate. *Kazaaammmmm Atoumatic gate. Jesus Chrysstttttt, I have to open the gate by myself in me hut. So I waited for her to go in, but the dad stared at me from the window at the second floor. I was damn scared la, you know almost pee in me pants.

Jenn is bloody rich.

Friday, 25 May 2007

Sup Dawg!


Another one from Aplaus

Yo yo sup nigga, the hizzle to da mizzle in the hood, ya know what I'm saying. It's DJ Darmadi here kickin it with you with the hip-hop style, as in the street yo. So let's rap to the crap Cap!






Lemme Introduce ya'll my homie, *drum rolling *beat boxing.







Yo yo yo, this This is nigga is called Billy



You don't wanna fuck with him coz' he is so Silly



Kickin with his style, wearin Bape shoes



Look at his pants, it's all so loose



With his nigga named William, he gonna rap for us



Right from the hood, he rides the bus



One to the two to the three yo, I can count perfectly in English *wicked wicked



Scratcht the plate my man Jacky please *plate scratching



You know what I am sayin, we are the hardcore kids



And we are all cool coz we are the chinese



Woorddddddddd








I say, yo wassup yo. Wassup to the up and to the p. Word! these three niggas gonna be intervied by me. So put your hands up in the air yo my nigga, you black! I say wassup. sup nigga sup? Yo yo yo, sup yo. Word!!!


Billy (Gemini), William (Pisces), Jacky (Gemini)

Love : Nge-rap

Dream: Top Rapper *keep on dreaming then me niggas

My Trend: Hip-hop street

Q&A:
Aplaus:Favorite icon?
Billy: Eminem, because he has a cool hip-hop style n a great rapper
William : I like Nigo, DJ-nya Teriyaki Boys. Especialy the Japanese Hip-hop style.
Jacky : Cashcrew and Missy Elliot, because she is hot and has her own style.

I like Missy Elliot becoz she is hot yo!, she is like very sexy with that fatty fatty boom boom, oh yeah nigga, ya dig me? yo yo yo, wazzzzzzzzzzzzupppppp.

Aplaus: What is you best buy in life, and what do you buy the most?
Billy : I like Bape shoes, it's cool and stylist. I also like Bape shirt, all my favourite brand!

Yo yo yo, my nigga. Never buy fake things, stay true yo my nigga. True. power to the chinese!

Aplaus: Favourite Superhero?
William : Captain America from the Marvel, he is a great character and has that American flag pattern.

Yo-yo, to the y and o yo. You're the man yo. Captain America yo, he's white and he's americans. Red to the neck yo.

Aplaus : Your perfect weekend?
William : Because I like Captain America, The States would be my perfect weekend

Yo yo, you can come anytime to the states yo. Just stop the cab and tell 'em you wanna go to Florida, be back before monday yo nigga, school time. Never skip classes, not good for a nigga yo!

Billy : For me, I like to rap in the studio with my friends, it's cool!!!!

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, *beat box *plate scratching *wordddd you're the man yo. Since when do we have rapping studio in Medan yo. I mean yo yo yo.

Aplaus : What would you do if you are given 1 wish?
Jacky : Open up a recording studio, to contribute my hobby and to make money.

Yo yo yo, that's the way yo. Open up a Studi-O. Keep it real me nigga.

Aplaus : Strangest thing you can bring in your bag?
Jacky : Handgun, strange enuff???

Yo yo yo, Handgun yo. That's heavy dawg, yo yo. I mean yeah yo. Hizzling with the mingling dizzle to the sizzlers's prizzle. Hand to the Gun yo. *Wordddddddd

That's me homie ya'll, the nizzle nigga to the bizzare. Helloooooo????? WAKE UP!!!! who the fuck you trying to fool here? your mom?


William's Item
Cap : New Era Cap
Jacket, T-shirt and Pants : Baby Milo
Shoes : Nike

Billy's Item
Cap and Shoes : Mixit
Specs : Jaya Optik
All the shit : Skate Element
Same shit: Nike

Jacky's Item
Sweater : Skate Element
Shirt : Giordano
Specs : Polo
Pants : Juicy
Shoes : Bape-sta

What a Fuckhead!

Article in has been changed into Bahasa Engris.

Proudly presented by Aplaus, lamest media ever. Go there for original version.


Zia

Zodiak: Libra

Love: To eat

Favorit brand: Vincci

Dream: Model


Q&A:

Aplaus: What is your perfect weekend?

Zia: Going to the beach, because I like to surf!


Surfing in this province? Bitch, where can we surf here? Pantai Cermin?


Aplaus: What would you do if you were a male for a day ?

Zia: I would cry, because I woke up and I've changed. I would look at the mirror and see the changes.


Bitch what would you do If you were a male? hump some chicks? DUH!


Aplaus: If you were born as a male actor, who would that be?

Zia: Brad Pitt, he's not only sexy but he is also rich. He must be surrounded by lotsa chicks ha ha...


Hahahaha....., oh well you are still a stupid bitch


Big it up for Zia, another wannabe in Medan. She is catogorized as Anak Babe . What is anak babe? Their daddies are rich, prolly working in some government office and very corrupted. They are Non-chinese, nice to look at, but not to fuck with if you are chinese and you are medanese. However they are more polite than chineses and they have better tits and ass.

Dimas


Zodiak: Cancer

Love: Music and travel

Dream: Bussiness Man

Favorit Brand: Guess


Q&A:


Aplaus: What is your favourite soundtrack and why?

Dimas: Spiderman II's soundtrack, Hold On by Jet, they are very cool...old school style with 70's mood. Cool soundtrack!


I like it....


Aplaus: Who sing "So Sick"?


(a) John Lennon (b) Delon (c) Neyo

Dimas: Neyo.


OH MY FUCKIN GOD! what a stupid multiple choice question, I mean who the fuck sing "I Wanna Hold Your Hand?"


(a) Backstreet Boys (b) 50 Cents (c) Beatles


(Aplaus Comment: A real music fan. stay cool man!)

(Agam's Comment: A real music fan. You go Zorrro!)


Dimas is your typical natibu male, Anak Babe also ye know. So well educated in music that he can figure out who sing "So Sick". Word! The natibu males hate chinese so much, is okay...the chinese hate everyone who is not yellow and love Guai Lo.

I actually know this girl.....

Ervida



Zodiak: Virgo
Love: Singing & clubbing
Dream: Being a Fashion Icon
Favorite brand: Insight


Q&A:
Aplaus: Healthy living is a trend now, what do you to stay fit?
Ervida: I do fitness and play squash everyday to keep myself fit!

I know you do, but why are you still fat?

Aplaus: What is the most extreme thing you have evern done?
Ervida: Haha.. Quite a lot, but clubbing 3 days in a row is the craziest I've ever done

Me too, I ate pork In the mosque, Jumped over KLCC, kill the purple dragon and went clubbing 3 days in a row. I am a bad ass!

(Aplaus Comment: That's cool man!!!, let's go clubbing.)

(Agam's Comment: That's cool man!!!!, I mean being fat and all)

She's chinese, yes she is. I mean a fuckin chinese as in small eyes. Chinese in medan are either fat or breastless. They are mostly into La-La, or in Medan we call them Cika (Cina Kaleng). They speak Hokkian most of the time and their Indonesian accent is worse than a Guai Lo. Hello???? Fashion Icon? Helllllooooooooooooooooo, how slim are you? HELOOOOOOO???!!!?!?!??!!!!!. (Someone is going to kill me if she reads this)

My parents left me alone in the house, I am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, 23 May 2007

Besame Mucho

I don't even know what the title means, my day can't get any worse....gonna tell you that later. I went to this Thamrin Plaza (3rd shopping center ever built in Medan) with me lad. Sat there had a good meal and met me girl's sister.

This is called empek-empek kapal selam (submarine), It's a dish from Palembang (place where men wank at home and women work their ass off to feed the family). Good to have when you are not that hungry but you need something to eat. After that I went for more food, as me stomach was craving for more.



So this is called Mie Sop (Soup Noodle), it's like the ultimate kick for your meal. Good to have whenever you need to eat. now I am making meself hungry. After that I had me 5th packs of Marlboro, poor Jenn.

Our Mayor, Mr.Abdillah telling us how to behave well with wheels on the street, but....

Tell me Mr.Abdillah you balding bloodsucker, corrupted piece of shit. What the fuck I am suppose to do with two traffic light signs? You Installed new traffic lights which has no use at all, it always shows three colours at once, waste of budget, roads still need repairment, there is still blackout in the city, the public transportation sucks, airport beside a housing area, your police officers are cock suckers and you are an asshole, you manage to buy your son the latest gadget of cellphone everytime the new one comes out, but you can't do no shit and your plan to build a new hotel surrounding our HUNDREDS YEARS OLD Town Hall is a laugh.

This guy actually suggested Toyota Higlander, which cost about $30,000.00 as the Government Officer's duty car. I mean why the fuck they need a car that cost that much? Bloody ignorant piece of fuck. Tell me when you gonna fix that clocktower, you invested so much in shit that the only reason I see white people around is because they are from the NGO, and they are just spending their time here becoz they are bored with your neighbour province Aceh.



Oh well...

Later on, I went to see the footie match Between Liverpool and AC Milan, Final Champions League. You know, I was so nervous and sexited (credit to Jenn, any usage of the word "Sexcited", "Sexhousted", "Sexperience". "Sexorcism", "Sextention" , "Sexophone". "Sexit", "Sextreme", "Sexpensive", etc without Jenn's permission or her knowledge could lead into trouble) that I could not sleep, eat and drink. Guess the fasting din do me any good.

The Mafioso Versus The Scouser, but fuck....we lost 2-1. Guess the jinx is I used too much italian accent, losing me scouse touch you know. They have insulted my intelengence and now I am very emo. After being taunted and made fun of the whole match, I was so fuckin pissed by this match. The ball was not round enuff, the size of AC Milan's Goalpost was smaller, They played with 13 players and Refrees were bribed by Don Corleone. You'll Never Walk Alone bitch!

Sunday, 20 May 2007

Back Home

I'm back home, gonnae miss them CST a lot. I'm not that emotional and all, it's good to be back home. Will be back with more about Medan, the lamest city I've ever been.

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Magical Mystery Tour

The continuation of the Trip was....

It was that movie....you know. Running in slow motion and all that and sort of stuff of kinda thing.



I always reckon that I have the look which doesn't even tell where I am from. I have been mistaken as:




1. Myanmarnese
2. Thai guy (korninakap...nuff sed)
3. Fuckin korean kimchi pong (this primary kid from me old skool laugh at me when I told him I am Indonesian)
4. Japs ( I was in petaling street and this guy greeted me "moshi-moshi"
5. Malay
6. Indonesian boemipoetra (those cina were fckin scraed of me)
7. last but not least....A fucken redneck. ( a cab driver eh?)



That fat of mine was before I had any drinks.....word.


And this was after.