Jenn So Rich, I am her Bitch

After an intensive consultation with the doctors, they agree that they gonna give me a new look of a face. One that will stunt the owner of the very eyes that hold the skin deep of a human being. One that will shatter the doubt of a curious heart or even One that will shiver the knees of a horse's leg. This is it.....the long waited.

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I did say I wanna look like Michael Jackson you know, but not with a real nose!

Jenn and I went to play pool again and she beat me again and again, we ordered two big mugs of beer and chill there. I got an heart attack when I saw the bill, but I acted cool so I won't make a fool of myself infront of Jenn...after all I am her bitch. "It's not like that la Stupid!"

This is the chillin place

Jenn's hands got slippery (she tried to unlock the car but could not do) after a good 'ol time with a rockabilly style in my parent's car. Never ever let Jenn drive a manual car! She can't even get it going foward....rich kid with a manual car? won't happen in million years.

Nasi Goreng Bali, okay only la. I never really like nasi goreng...I mean nasi goreng? Come on man....get real. We went to Merdeka Walk, where stars are so bright that you have to wear shades at night.

In Indonesia "Tol" is a highway and it is also a short form of "Kontol" which means dick. This is an example of bad Bahasa Indonesia. That sign means "It's the gate, dick" and "Pay up, dick"

AHOY!!!!

Warning! Spoiler....maybe

So I did something anyway, I went to the cinema and watched Pirates Of The Curry-bean 3: At World's End. Overall, not a bad movie, but I never knew that Singapore is just next to Antartica or Alasca. Thanks for "killing" the gayest pirate ever.

To the guy who was sitting next to me and the girl who was sitting who knows where during the movie:

To the guy:

I know you were trying to impress your girlfriend, it was quite sad for me already going to the movie alone, but please stop telling your girlfriend what's happening on the movie. I am sure she is not that stupid (maybe she is). Stop that fake laugh, I know you laugh so people know that you understand the joke in english, but it wasn't even a joke and you have the ugliest fake laugh I have ever heard.

To the girl:

I know lah, you are very good lah in english la, but lah, please lah, dun you ever lah, read the subtitle in english lah....please I need them overpaid actors to say it out, not you. I mean, really.

Oi! I'm-a pirates-a! He's cool you know, looks quite dead to me tho... why din they used Ringo Starr? Then they would have to make Ringo play the drum in the movie, which is quite fancy...or maybe Rod Stewart can have a role.....he is a sailor, not pirates.

But, this is a better movie. Dog Day Afternoon, with Al Pacino, John Cazale, the guy who played "Fredo Corleone" and a tiny appereance from the guy who played the milnenium tv series, Lance Henriksen. The movie, based on true story, tho 70% dramatized due to the purpose of hollywoodnism, tells about a bank robbery. Highly recommended by me. It was 70's movie, however.

Yeehaww! food, food and food and I am not getting any fatter. That's Medan's Wan Dan Mie (however you spell it). I don't know what's wrong with me you know, no matter how much I eat or how much I don't eat, my weight stays the same....awful 55 kg!

Can't sleep again and have to fetch me mom to the airport in about 30 mins like. What's the point of waking up early in the morning if you can't do anything in the morning like.

Coca Cola So Classic It Makes Me Thick

I slept at 6 in the morning......

3 hours later, me mom knocked on me door.

"Get up!, we have to go to the airport!"

I dragged myself out from the bedroom, still managed to brush my teeth and wear whatever was in the wardrobe. So I fetched me mom to the airport, It appears that me gaffer delayed his flight to China (so she had to go to the airasia counter to change some dates), okay....so dad, I never knew that you are that rich and please leave the house empty for me. Anyway, I found that that my dad borrowed a sum of money from the bank for his business. What if he screwed up? well prolly bunch of Italians gonna come to my house and say "Eh, Don Corleone wants to collect his money!". No la, nothin that bad, if he screws, then the bank will confiscate the house. welldone pop!

Ah, Dunkin Donuts at the airport. Reminds me of my best lad and me gal. We sat there waiting for me flight to KL. It was heartbreakin.

Rest of the day? me went sumplace and ate. After that I went to Sleep.

This is the view from the second floor from me tavern. I love that tree, me grandpa planted it. He was like adopted by Japs, a good garderner and he likes bonzai very much. His name? Suichi Maeda. He died (Rest In Peace)

My tiny living room, it's a camera trick you know. My dad made that bare-single-handedly, afterall he is Joseph The Carpenter, it goes like "I'm on the top of the world".

The empty fridge, nothing is inside the fridge and the fridge is inside nothin, hence the fridge contains nothing but emptiness.

My kitchen which has no food with the food not in the kitchen, hence the kitchen needs food and so is I.

This is like....sumthin, I mean I have no idea what's in my gaffer's head. He put that in the kitchen.

My mom's workshop, she's good at it...really.

My neighbour's TV, they are loaded!

My dad's home office.... nothin fancy.

What's better than alcoholic drinks? I managed to put that poison into me body. It was Sum french wine and sum good 'ol whisky. Oh Langkawi, where art thou?

Anyway, I woke up at 5. I was plannin to watch Pirates, but It was already five ye know. Alas! I curse my irish luck. I was feeling quite bored, decided to go out for a bite. So me went to this place called Obonk.

It's a quiet place, nice for yer bloody british tea time or even ciggarettes time. Perfecto Imperiallo.

One thing I notice so far about Malaysia is that they do not have the Coa Cola classic bottle, you know I feel a bit fifties and it did taste like a fake coke.

Anyway, I am planning to do nothin again tommorow. Weak man weak....

5 things That Don't Even Matter

5 things found in my school bag (college bag or whatsoever):

1. Text book

2. Note book

3. Pen

4. Pencil

5. Nothin really

5 things found in my wallet:

1. Money

2. Drivin License

3. Expired ID card

4. Pictures of my whatever one

5. Name cards

5 favourite things in my room:

My amp, well actually my brother's amp

Bunch of broken guitars and guitar case

My keyboard which I dun even know how to play (long story)

Book Shelf?

last one? Nothing really, 5 is a bad number.

Ye MAMA Said!!!!!

Ye mama said, that I ain't got the look
I ain't got money
I ain't got the job

Ye papa said that I ain't got the soul
I'm so ugly
I'm fat


Ye mama said, ye mama said!


Fuck your mama, fuck your papa
Fuck your sister, fuck your brother,
Fuck your dog, fuck your cat
Fuck you, you and you!!!!


-Rubber Soul-Ye Mama Said!




*The style of quoting songs belongs to Jenn, any other form similar to it without her permission of her knowledge could lead into trouble.

Jenn you fuckin bitch! *rich.

"Let's go Exelcio, they have nice coffee"

I saw the menu, fuckin 10bucks for a cup of coffe, what the fuck man! and that food in the picture cost about 20bucks. Okay Jenn, I know you are like bloody rich. So please, be considerate. I am so poor man.

*If she blogged about my car, don't believe her! don't you evaaaa!!

So we are like you know, went to Sun Plaza then play pool ata Paladium (where I lost, HAH!), then we went for Jamming session. Word!

I dropped Jenn home, she walked out from my car and stood in front of the gate. *Kazaaammmmm Atoumatic gate. Jesus Chrysstttttt, I have to open the gate by myself in me hut. So I waited for her to go in, but the dad stared at me from the window at the second floor. I was damn scared la, you know almost pee in me pants.

Jenn is bloody rich.

Sup Dawg!

Another one from Aplaus

Yo yo sup nigga, the hizzle to da mizzle in the hood, ya know what I'm saying. It's DJ Darmadi here kickin it with you with the hip-hop style, as in the street yo. So let's rap to the crap Cap!






Lemme Introduce ya'll my homie, *drum rolling *beat boxing.







Yo yo yo, this This is nigga is called Billy



You don't wanna fuck with him coz' he is so Silly



Kickin with his style, wearin Bape shoes



Look at his pants, it's all so loose



With his nigga named William, he gonna rap for us



Right from the hood, he rides the bus



One to the two to the three yo, I can count perfectly in English *wicked wicked



Scratcht the plate my man Jacky please *plate scratching



You know what I am sayin, we are the hardcore kids



And we are all cool coz we are the chinese



Woorddddddddd








I say, yo wassup yo. Wassup to the up and to the p. Word! these three niggas gonna be intervied by me. So put your hands up in the air yo my nigga, you black! I say wassup. sup nigga sup? Yo yo yo, sup yo. Word!!!


Billy (Gemini), William (Pisces), Jacky (Gemini)

Love : Nge-rap

Dream: Top Rapper *keep on dreaming then me niggas

My Trend: Hip-hop street

Q&A:
Aplaus:Favorite icon?
Billy: Eminem, because he has a cool hip-hop style n a great rapper
William : I like Nigo, DJ-nya Teriyaki Boys. Especialy the Japanese Hip-hop style.
Jacky : Cashcrew and Missy Elliot, because she is hot and has her own style.

I like Missy Elliot becoz she is hot yo!, she is like very sexy with that fatty fatty boom boom, oh yeah nigga, ya dig me? yo yo yo, wazzzzzzzzzzzzupppppp.

Aplaus: What is you best buy in life, and what do you buy the most?
Billy : I like Bape shoes, it's cool and stylist. I also like Bape shirt, all my favourite brand!

Yo yo yo, my nigga. Never buy fake things, stay true yo my nigga. True. power to the chinese!

Aplaus: Favourite Superhero?
William : Captain America from the Marvel, he is a great character and has that American flag pattern.

Yo-yo, to the y and o yo. You're the man yo. Captain America yo, he's white and he's americans. Red to the neck yo.

Aplaus : Your perfect weekend?
William : Because I like Captain America, The States would be my perfect weekend

Yo yo, you can come anytime to the states yo. Just stop the cab and tell 'em you wanna go to Florida, be back before monday yo nigga, school time. Never skip classes, not good for a nigga yo!

Billy : For me, I like to rap in the studio with my friends, it's cool!!!!

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, *beat box *plate scratching *wordddd you're the man yo. Since when do we have rapping studio in Medan yo. I mean yo yo yo.

Aplaus : What would you do if you are given 1 wish?
Jacky : Open up a recording studio, to contribute my hobby and to make money.

Yo yo yo, that's the way yo. Open up a Studi-O. Keep it real me nigga.

Aplaus : Strangest thing you can bring in your bag?
Jacky : Handgun, strange enuff???

Yo yo yo, Handgun yo. That's heavy dawg, yo yo. I mean yeah yo. Hizzling with the mingling dizzle to the sizzlers's prizzle. Hand to the Gun yo. *Wordddddddd

That's me homie ya'll, the nizzle nigga to the bizzare. Helloooooo????? WAKE UP!!!! who the fuck you trying to fool here? your mom?


William's Item
Cap : New Era Cap
Jacket, T-shirt and Pants : Baby Milo
Shoes : Nike

Billy's Item
Cap and Shoes : Mixit
Specs : Jaya Optik
All the shit : Skate Element
Same shit: Nike

Jacky's Item
Sweater : Skate Element
Shirt : Giordano
Specs : Polo
Pants : Juicy
Shoes : Bape-sta

What a Fuckhead!

Article in has been changed into Bahasa Engris.

Proudly presented by Aplaus, lamest media ever. Go there for original version.

Zia

Zodiak: Libra

Love: To eat

Favorit brand: Vincci

Dream: Model

Q&A:

Aplaus: What is your perfect weekend?

Zia: Going to the beach, because I like to surf!

Surfing in this province? Bitch, where can we surf here? Pantai Cermin?

Aplaus: What would you do if you were a male for a day ?

Zia: I would cry, because I woke up and I've changed. I would look at the mirror and see the changes.

Bitch what would you do If you were a male? hump some chicks? DUH!

Aplaus: If you were born as a male actor, who would that be?

Zia: Brad Pitt, he's not only sexy but he is also rich. He must be surrounded by lotsa chicks ha ha...

Hahahaha....., oh well you are still a stupid bitch

Big it up for Zia, another wannabe in Medan. She is catogorized as Anak Babe . What is anak babe? Their daddies are rich, prolly working in some government office and very corrupted. They are Non-chinese, nice to look at, but not to fuck with if you are chinese and you are medanese. However they are more polite than chineses and they have better tits and ass.

Dimas

Zodiak: Cancer

Love: Music and travel

Dream: Bussiness Man

Favorit Brand: Guess

Q&A:

Aplaus: What is your favourite soundtrack and why?

Dimas: Spiderman II's soundtrack, Hold On by Jet, they are very cool...old school style with 70's mood. Cool soundtrack!

I like it....

Aplaus: Who sing "So Sick"?

(a) John Lennon (b) Delon (c) Neyo

Dimas: Neyo.

OH MY FUCKIN GOD! what a stupid multiple choice question, I mean who the fuck sing "I Wanna Hold Your Hand?"

(a) Backstreet Boys (b) 50 Cents (c) Beatles

(Aplaus Comment: A real music fan. stay cool man!)

(Agam's Comment: A real music fan. You go Zorrro!)

Dimas is your typical natibu male, Anak Babe also ye know. So well educated in music that he can figure out who sing "So Sick". Word! The natibu males hate chinese so much, is okay...the chinese hate everyone who is not yellow and love Guai Lo.

I actually know this girl.....

Ervida

Zodiak: Virgo
Love: Singing & clubbing
Dream: Being a Fashion Icon
Favorite brand: Insight

Q&A:
Aplaus: Healthy living is a trend now, what do you to stay fit?
Ervida: I do fitness and play squash everyday to keep myself fit!

I know you do, but why are you still fat?

Aplaus: What is the most extreme thing you have evern done?
Ervida: Haha.. Quite a lot, but clubbing 3 days in a row is the craziest I've ever done

Me too, I ate pork In the mosque, Jumped over KLCC, kill the purple dragon and went clubbing 3 days in a row. I am a bad ass!

(Aplaus Comment: That's cool man!!!, let's go clubbing.)

(Agam's Comment: That's cool man!!!!, I mean being fat and all)

She's chinese, yes she is. I mean a fuckin chinese as in small eyes. Chinese in medan are either fat or breastless. They are mostly into La-La, or in Medan we call them Cika (Cina Kaleng). They speak Hokkian most of the time and their Indonesian accent is worse than a Guai Lo. Hello???? Fashion Icon? Helllllooooooooooooooooo, how slim are you? HELOOOOOOO???!!!?!?!??!!!!!. (Someone is going to kill me if she reads this)

My parents left me alone in the house, I am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!