Exam is over (yeah!)

Happy birthday Don Tommasino. The Gaffer of all gaffers, The Man and The Wickedest of them who are wicked. Word!

Happy birthday Azreen! dutch, dannish, cina, malay, india, pakistan, cambodian. vietnamese, africaan, redneck and this and that. Jenn is probabebabibeblaly the happiest, look at her...., so after exam, we went to Azreen's birthday party. It was in this Royal Selangor Golf Club. Wicked.


The party by the swimming pool it was. We got there around 4 somthin we w'all decided (me and the girls, b'ause 'te 'oys 'ere to 'azy) so off we go to that two big buil'ing that look very much alike.
Jolene and Ee May decided to like buy things for their mommas, becoz it was mommas days and you know you are suppose to kiss yer momma's ass during that very sweet day. We actually wanted to buy somthin for somone but we decided for somthin 'lse.

E-bay was t'yin to show off 'er ot'er asset, E-bay...ye sheld hev knewn that the only asset ye 'ave is yer Ass!

"Ahoy!, w'os that lasses fokcin our ship up?" Azreen was thrown to the sea and that nite she slept with me and the fishes..hehe the fish only. A massage from Don Darmadino.

I actually like E-bay, look at this picture...how well do we bond? werd eh!

E-bay and her employer: Mama Jolene.

Don Jeremiah thinks he is actually italian, but son ye 're not. Ye Porrrtogoso.

-THE END-

My Room

Since lately, Jennifer Tandijono of Binjai City Prefection has been spreading legs...i mean lies about my room. I just can't stand it and have to tell the people the truth. Power To The People!!!

John Winston Ono Lennon and Yoko Oh-no wanted to have their bed-in for the peace movement in my room, but I said no. Simply because...where the hell should I sleep then?

Luck of The Indon

If you had the luck of the (Chinese) Indon
You be sorry and wish you were dead
You should have the luck of the (Chinese) Indon
And You wish you were Malaysian instead

Thousand years of torcher and hunger, drive the Chinese away from mainland
A land full of beauty and wonder, was raped by the british brigands, Goddamn..Goddamn!

In Medan they told us a story, how the Dutch invented the class
A class full of chinese and white boys, was hate by the indon themselves

If you had the luck of the (Chinese) Indon
You be sorry and wish you were dead
You should have the luck of the (Chinese) Indon
And You wish you were Malaysian instead

Why the hell are the japs there anyway? as they killed with they sun of god on their side
Blame it all to the rednecks and germans as the bastards commit genocide...oh aye gonocide

And the reds, they came to the homeland. They gave the people a hope
But the rednecks began to be bitchy, they killed all the people with coupe

If you had the luck of the (Chinese) Indon
You be sorry and wish you were dead
You should have the luck of the (Chinese) Indon
And You wish you were Malaysian instead


From John Lenno's Luck of The Irish....aightttt.

Liverpool Vs AC Milan (Agayne!)

Fuckin awsome eh, history repeats itself and this time it's gonna repeats badly for them Italians. Eh....me Italiano eh. Fuckin high rite now, can't wait to see the final with the local Scousers back in me hometown. You go Zoro! (Too bad for those mancs tho, can't see them suckers trying to jump over five bar gates)

Guru Benitez and I share the same belief on meditation. Om.......

Rubber Soul

Oh MFG, we are like one year old now. Just realize that.

Rubber Soul was born a year ago, the story was: Adrian and I were damn bored of the musical act in medan, so we decided to make a band. Then we started with only two guitarist. Weeks later, Adrian introduced me to Matthew, the Will Champion of the band. Adrian in the other hand is very quiet and energetic guitarist. We then pulled in Mario, the loud bassist.

We are basically influenced by the like of Beatles and anythin Brit. Check out our song "Playin Rock 'N Roll (Yeah)" If you are lucky enuff... Just wanna say...oh well, can't wait to get back and jam again.

To My Love One

I must say I miss you very much, you have given me the satisfaction of conversations and some even lead to a lusty one. Thank you once again, I did not mean to break you apart. Really...

I know, I smashed Panasonic to the ground just to get Nokia. But you have the worst injury....

The Quest of King James XVII, Shakamonah and I

Saturday is freakin boring, so we were all sitting at the King's lair, got nothin to do at all. I mean, Liverpool just lost and I need a freaking drink. Then at the end....we all decided to get a drink (this time for real!)

Step aside for King James XVII and Shakamonah as the imperial guard....
So then we walked thru the woods and dragon's nest until we stumbled upon the Noble Shang Hong and Leyvin. They pawed that...you know what. We met couples of girls (as in boys), but thank God I haven't had any drink yet. God Speed!


We finally found a place to sit and to order a drink. "What's the strongest you have on your cabinet yound lady?"......to which she replied "Around The world"

Around the world is a mixture of 7 liquors and a beer. When King Arthur asked me to find a holdy grail, I shoved these up his ass. He did not complain.

Full of bladder we are...After couple of shots, I was this close to be drunk...damn!!! this fuckin close!!!

Sunway at night...I mean morning.

Shakamonah danced all the way home for the glory of drinking. We almost did it son...we almost.

Pure magic...eh?

Cheers!

Err.....just drinking and drinkin, did not get that drunk....Have to try harder next time I guess.