Christmas Letter

I wrote this letter for Santa

Dear Santa,

I know I've been a very good boy this year, I brush my teeth everyday and drink my milk. Santa, how are you? Hope you are doing just fine, so I can get my fucking present. I went to church on Christmas eve you know, then there was this choir. For a moment, I heard the most beautiful voice I have ever heard since Janis Joplin died on cancer. She was standing in the second row, I know you know which one, because you are one sick fat pedophile bastard. She was just 18 and I saw her standing there and the way she look, was way beyond compare. So how could I dance with another Santa? Thank you for wasting your precious time reading my letter instead of banging one of your dwarfs.

Sincerely Yours

Agam Darmadi

P.S I love you

Which was return to me by Ga13ri3l d4 AnG3lzzz-R4wkkk

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SEND THE LETTER BEFORE 24TH AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN A FUCKING CHRISTIAN!!!

Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

ATTENTION!!!!

That girl in the left is hot, but you are not ALLOWED to date her, since your brother liked her first. You are NOT allowed to date the girl on the right too, since your brother also happened to like her (but you never really like her as in like her anyway). You SHOULD date your own cousin.

But you can play tennis better than your brother, so what you gonna do?

1. Learn how to sing

Yeah, they dig singer. Enrique is prolly on the way. Anyway keep trying.

2. Learn how to "sing"

Sometimes, you really need to, if you are a feeling really hopeless. All those conversation you have with your brother before bed, he never reached his puberty until he was 20, his sexual fantasies...ALL!

3. Get some friends

You can also buy some friends from Tesco, who cares about the prophets. Be sure when you buy your friends tho, check the expiry date and don't even bother to check where they made it, they all Made in China. Treat them really nice, no matter how prick they are.

4. Buy a knife or a lipstick

He ain't no Jesus....knife will do fine.

5. Be an asshole

Seriously dude? you go to church every Sunday? you say your prayer before you sleep? you help the old lady cross the street? Who gives a fuck?

6. Be close to Mrs. Ex-Pitt

She is your brother first sexual fantasy, but she is too barbaric, anyway....just for hurting.

7. Time Machine

Use it, go back before your brother claim it and voila! it's done.

8. Get a cousin

Your brother is 7 steps ahead of you, too bad son.

p.s Only works if your are still in high school.

Atlas Behind The Scene

ATLAS MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT

Shannon, Zamir and I were out for our ICC TV advertisement the other day. Even though it was drizzling, but we managed to nick it.

Adidas commercial

Pre-production with Atlas Crew and Euan's Apple

Crazy Eccentric Shannon Sanders

The interview that will never be released due to the nature of its content and all that might mock Christianity, any other form of religion and politics and of course MTV.

We were suppose to do our third advertisement, but guess what? fucking lift is being used all the time.

I want to say I am sorry and I know you will not read this. All those good times with you, I took it for granted. You have always been good to me, I mean yes you really do.

You said you forgive me, but that is not enough for me. I treated you so bad and I hurt you so much, but you say you forgive me.

Even my Dad told me that you are the one for me, but I was so stupid not to listen to him. Even my Mom treats you so nice, but I was so stupid. I am the biggest jerk in the world, I think that you feel the same way.

I just want to say that you are the best, you are my Grace.

Merdeka Beta 1.5 (due to the pressure from the Gaffer)

First ever president

Indonesia tanah airku, tanah tumpah darahku. Land of multiple races, Indonesian and Chinese.

Even though I am a communist, thank "god" you din turn left wing. Because we Chinese will work harder and earn the same amount of money with those non-yellow.

And yes Mr.Soeharto, you and your anti-Chinese policy. I loveeeee youuuu.

Merdeka motherfucker!

F.U.C.K

My blog is not blocked by the web marshall. I mean I must have written a very soft post. So here I am trying to get blocked.

My fucking blog is not fucking blocked by the fucking web fucking marshall. I mean no shit but I must have fucking written a fucking soft fucking post. So here fucking I am trying to get fucking blocked.

What's the fucking fuss about fucking blocking a fucking blog with fucking lotsa fucking word. For me to use a fucking fuck word is not fucking cool at all. Here are some fucking ways to use fucking fuck word as found in a fucking dictionary:

Fuck

The fucking simplest of all, to fucking express your fucking feeling in a single fucking word.

Fuck You

Though it is not so fucking different at all, this is more fucking direct than a fucking fuck. You can fucking use it only to fuck one person, for more fucking add "all". Example : Fuck you all!

Fuck It

This is fucking simple, it's to fucking express that you don't give a fuck all.

Fuck Me

Though not fucking advisable to fucking use, this is to fucking express when you are fucked.

Fuck Off

Fuck on....

Motherfucker

To show that you are sick of a motherfucking snake in any motherfucking vehicle.

Fuck-a-doodle-do!

Used when you are fucking amazed.

Dictiofuckingnary

Infix

This is to add a fucking fuck inside a fucking word. For example:

1.Abso-fucking-lutely
2. E-fucking-xactly
3. Un-fucking-believeable

Infix In a Name

This is to add a fucking fuck in someone's name to fucking make them sound fucking cool. For example: (Please do not fuckin confuse it as their fucking middle name)

1. Holy Fuck-a Molly
2. Sidharta fucking Gautama
3. George fucking Bush

The Jesus Dictionary

This has nothing to do with Fuck at all, but it's a food for thought.

Jesus Christ

To express a feeling of not believing something. For example : "Jesus Christ, I don't believe it!"
(while in a church of course)

Also to use when you are amazed. ( Not by God of course)

Jesus Crysst

Not so different from Jesus Christ. This one is to show that you are an Irish.

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ

To show that Jesus can tap dance too

Jesus fucking Christ(ianity)

To show how fucked up one fucking religion is.

For conclusion, the fuck word is to fucking emphasize a fucking meaning of a fucking word, so unless you really fucking mean it, do not use fuck at all.

No.9 : Breaking The Law and The Lost Weekdays Volume.1

Simpson : Watched

Rating : 2/5
Reason: Nothing particular

It's been a tiring month for me, first three weeks of college had been filled with bullshits, dramas, insecurity, immaturity and of course some more bull craps. My version would be rather annoying and really offending, well anyway me old friend Willy came and visited me for a few days. It was fun, he helped me around at IKEA and finished half of my JD with me of course.

Thanks for the Marlboro supply, it really helped me a lot.

The Cure Concerto
*all the Indonesians mentioned went to the concert

Data and Statistics

75% Indonesians
( 1 chinese Indonesian)
0,5% Malaysians
0,5% Caucasians
15% Singaporeans

Before Hand

I came into Zaruf's room one day and he asked me "Wanna go to The Cure's concert?"
I was like........"Jom"

The Night Before

Went to the Flame with Willy and his girl friend, to make it short : two and a half bottle of Chivas and a mouthful of flaming Lamborghini. Willy dropped dead and I was really tipsy. Woke up the next morning without any hangover.

The Journey

Knowing that I only had 9 sticks of fag left in me pack, I decided to buy another one. Also knowing that we are only allow to bring in 1 pack of cigarette, I asked Zaruf to carry one for me. We passed the Malaysian Immigration Checkpoint smoothly, but we were stopped at the Singaporean Checkpoint. This officer guy asking me and Zaruf whether we smoke or not. I pulled out the pack I had and I was allowed to go, but Zaruf pulled out my new pack and this guy look at the Marlboro as if it was weed and at the moment I felt like they were about to play Mr.Hangman with me, but then Zaruf was shown to the Custom. I was like, damn we got caught just because of of this?......until I saw one Indonesian got caught because of six packs of cigarettes, that boy had some nerve. He had to pay S$60 over, he either was a real dumb or acted that he doesn't know English at all. Anyway at the end I paid S$7 for the tax.
(Indonesian (s) seen : 2, not going for the concert. 7, going for the concert)

Singapore have a really nice way to handle us cigarettes smuggler. They have this good cop-bad cop method, one guy will be pissing you off like your Dad and the other one will be advising you like your Mom, one thing for sure from the officers : Bring a lighter if you are a smoker.

Sounds From The Wall

Arrived there earlier than we expected, then we had our first meal since we got into Singapore and it was a freaking cup noodle. To my surprise, 8 out of 10 people were Indonesians. Me and Zaruf hung out around the stadium to listen to The Cure rehearsing, which made me couldn't wait for any longer for the concert to start. We could just sat there looking at rich Indonesian kids buying a freaking S$40 The Cure T-Shirt. At 7.00 we got in the stadium, we were frisked again this time. I wasn't allowed to bring in the camcorder sadly and my digicam was ran out of battery, but I still managed to take some pictures.
(Indonesian(s) Seen : 100+)

Tom Yam Cup noodle-doodle-do

View from the North Gate

On the wall

The Lights and Sound

The Stage

Moi

Moi and Zaruf


The Cure's Weapon of Destruction

The Show

Indonesian seen: 1000+++

Some pictures were not so clear, well anyway the show was worth the money. journey and skipping three classes. The Show? next time go for yerself. It was awesome, amazing and jaw droppping. By the time the show finished, it was already 11.00pm.

Being lost, we followed the crowd until we found a McDonald's outlet.

Thank you McDonald for giving us a place to eat and sleep, from now on I am gonna eat McDonald at least once every two days. Well of course the McD Dude woke us up and they were people saying "Look at those Indonesians!"

Wicked really...

Rectangular Moon

When i was so much younger....
That feeling, comes back again.

Those dreams share my childhood

Under the frame that afternoon ray
Feels like home, you were as green as grass

Those melody sweeten the sight

Wonder if you are alright

Fire In The Sky

Two down

One more to go

Come out come out where ever you are....

Wednesday Heart Attack

I can't believe I just spend $150 to watch The Cure live in Singapore. The Cure baby!

Check out that Robert Smith

Indon version

B0n OdoR1

Reasons why your friends did not go out with you:

1. Jennifer (For ditching us and went to Penang)
2. Ee May (For not feeling well)
3. Jolene (For Ee may not feeling well)

Bon Odori is a place you go and expect to see some Japanese porn stars, but end up looking at "La-la". It's a place where they sell Japanese food and you really feel like want to buy those food because it is cool to eat Japanese food. Bon Odori is also a place where you go and take a pictures with Japanese where they turned out to be Malaysian or another "La la".
That is the stage where they ask people to circle around it to dance to a song where they keep on playing for around 1000 times.


This is the dance, that kid of course is a real Jap.

That's a fake Jap with a girl's yukata.

Some more pictures.

That basically highlight the Bon Odori, no more going there next year.

However, with drunken Japanese chick laying on the ground, I would reconsider it.

Eh, I'm-a, scratching my balls in public

Not actually....

*Jenn's face after shitting

Happy birthday to Jennifer Tandijono

For this year you are nineteen

I hope you find your "a-go-go"

But please keep your pussy clean

Kenny Liang masturbating

Then we had JD.....a tiny itsy bitsy bit of it.

Fuckin sore throat killing me voice, I sound like Don Corleone.

Nothin to do in the cee-taayyyy part II of the awsome trilogy

So me was 'angin out with me lads one nite and suddenly one of them came in with 'is skate board, then he said "wanna crash the mall?". Then me nodded in agreement, so off we go to the mall aiteeeeee.

Me lad did this awsome stunt at the street, we din go to the mall la. It was already nite aiteeee. So he jumped over the bridge, dodged in a matrix style and peed al over the mayor's house.

Not only that, you know that famous statue in medan? no....? well, I climbed on the top of it NAKED.

Then the police officer caught me for publick distruption. WICKEDE EH?

FUCKIN DUMB THE PICS DID APPERAR PROPERLY, we need electricity la MR.ABDILLAH!!!!