Dear Santa,
I know I've been a very good boy this year, I brush my teeth everyday and drink my milk. Santa, how are you? Hope you are doing just fine, so I can get my fucking present. I went to church on Christmas eve you know, then there was this choir. For a moment, I heard the most beautiful voice I have ever heard since Janis Joplin died on cancer. She was standing in the second row, I know you know which one, because you are one sick fat pedophile bastard. She was just 18 and I saw her standing there and the way she look, was way beyond compare. So how could I dance with another Santa? Thank you for wasting your precious time reading my letter instead of banging one of your dwarfs.
Sincerely Yours
Agam Darmadi
P.S I love you
Which was return to me by Ga13ri3l d4 AnG3lzzz-R4wkkk
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SEND THE LETTER BEFORE 24TH AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN A FUCKING CHRISTIAN!!!
