Merdeka Beta 1.5 (due to the pressure from the Gaffer)

First ever president

Indonesia tanah airku, tanah tumpah darahku. Land of multiple races, Indonesian and Chinese.

Even though I am a communist, thank "god" you din turn left wing. Because we Chinese will work harder and earn the same amount of money with those non-yellow.

And yes Mr.Soeharto, you and your anti-Chinese policy. I loveeeee youuuu.

Merdeka motherfucker!

F.U.C.K

My blog is not blocked by the web marshall. I mean I must have written a very soft post. So here I am trying to get blocked.

My fucking blog is not fucking blocked by the fucking web fucking marshall. I mean no shit but I must have fucking written a fucking soft fucking post. So here fucking I am trying to get fucking blocked.

What's the fucking fuss about fucking blocking a fucking blog with fucking lotsa fucking word. For me to use a fucking fuck word is not fucking cool at all. Here are some fucking ways to use fucking fuck word as found in a fucking dictionary:

Fuck

The fucking simplest of all, to fucking express your fucking feeling in a single fucking word.

Fuck You

Though it is not so fucking different at all, this is more fucking direct than a fucking fuck. You can fucking use it only to fuck one person, for more fucking add "all". Example : Fuck you all!

Fuck It

This is fucking simple, it's to fucking express that you don't give a fuck all.

Fuck Me

Though not fucking advisable to fucking use, this is to fucking express when you are fucked.

Fuck Off

Fuck on....

Motherfucker

To show that you are sick of a motherfucking snake in any motherfucking vehicle.

Fuck-a-doodle-do!

Used when you are fucking amazed.

Dictiofuckingnary

Infix

This is to add a fucking fuck inside a fucking word. For example:

1.Abso-fucking-lutely
2. E-fucking-xactly
3. Un-fucking-believeable

Infix In a Name

This is to add a fucking fuck in someone's name to fucking make them sound fucking cool. For example: (Please do not fuckin confuse it as their fucking middle name)

1. Holy Fuck-a Molly
2. Sidharta fucking Gautama
3. George fucking Bush

The Jesus Dictionary

This has nothing to do with Fuck at all, but it's a food for thought.

Jesus Christ

To express a feeling of not believing something. For example : "Jesus Christ, I don't believe it!"
(while in a church of course)

Also to use when you are amazed. ( Not by God of course)

Jesus Crysst

Not so different from Jesus Christ. This one is to show that you are an Irish.

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ

To show that Jesus can tap dance too

Jesus fucking Christ(ianity)

To show how fucked up one fucking religion is.

For conclusion, the fuck word is to fucking emphasize a fucking meaning of a fucking word, so unless you really fucking mean it, do not use fuck at all.

No.9 : Breaking The Law and The Lost Weekdays Volume.1

Simpson : Watched

Rating : 2/5
Reason: Nothing particular

It's been a tiring month for me, first three weeks of college had been filled with bullshits, dramas, insecurity, immaturity and of course some more bull craps. My version would be rather annoying and really offending, well anyway me old friend Willy came and visited me for a few days. It was fun, he helped me around at IKEA and finished half of my JD with me of course.

Thanks for the Marlboro supply, it really helped me a lot.

The Cure Concerto
*all the Indonesians mentioned went to the concert

Data and Statistics

75% Indonesians
( 1 chinese Indonesian)
0,5% Malaysians
0,5% Caucasians
15% Singaporeans

Before Hand

I came into Zaruf's room one day and he asked me "Wanna go to The Cure's concert?"
I was like........"Jom"

The Night Before

Went to the Flame with Willy and his girl friend, to make it short : two and a half bottle of Chivas and a mouthful of flaming Lamborghini. Willy dropped dead and I was really tipsy. Woke up the next morning without any hangover.

The Journey

Knowing that I only had 9 sticks of fag left in me pack, I decided to buy another one. Also knowing that we are only allow to bring in 1 pack of cigarette, I asked Zaruf to carry one for me. We passed the Malaysian Immigration Checkpoint smoothly, but we were stopped at the Singaporean Checkpoint. This officer guy asking me and Zaruf whether we smoke or not. I pulled out the pack I had and I was allowed to go, but Zaruf pulled out my new pack and this guy look at the Marlboro as if it was weed and at the moment I felt like they were about to play Mr.Hangman with me, but then Zaruf was shown to the Custom. I was like, damn we got caught just because of of this?......until I saw one Indonesian got caught because of six packs of cigarettes, that boy had some nerve. He had to pay S$60 over, he either was a real dumb or acted that he doesn't know English at all. Anyway at the end I paid S$7 for the tax.
(Indonesian (s) seen : 2, not going for the concert. 7, going for the concert)

Singapore have a really nice way to handle us cigarettes smuggler. They have this good cop-bad cop method, one guy will be pissing you off like your Dad and the other one will be advising you like your Mom, one thing for sure from the officers : Bring a lighter if you are a smoker.

Sounds From The Wall

Arrived there earlier than we expected, then we had our first meal since we got into Singapore and it was a freaking cup noodle. To my surprise, 8 out of 10 people were Indonesians. Me and Zaruf hung out around the stadium to listen to The Cure rehearsing, which made me couldn't wait for any longer for the concert to start. We could just sat there looking at rich Indonesian kids buying a freaking S$40 The Cure T-Shirt. At 7.00 we got in the stadium, we were frisked again this time. I wasn't allowed to bring in the camcorder sadly and my digicam was ran out of battery, but I still managed to take some pictures.
(Indonesian(s) Seen : 100+)

Tom Yam Cup noodle-doodle-do

View from the North Gate

On the wall

The Lights and Sound

The Stage

Moi

Moi and Zaruf


The Cure's Weapon of Destruction

The Show

Indonesian seen: 1000+++

Some pictures were not so clear, well anyway the show was worth the money. journey and skipping three classes. The Show? next time go for yerself. It was awesome, amazing and jaw droppping. By the time the show finished, it was already 11.00pm.

Being lost, we followed the crowd until we found a McDonald's outlet.

Thank you McDonald for giving us a place to eat and sleep, from now on I am gonna eat McDonald at least once every two days. Well of course the McD Dude woke us up and they were people saying "Look at those Indonesians!"

Wicked really...