My fucking blog is not fucking blocked by the fucking web fucking marshall. I mean no shit but I must have fucking written a fucking soft fucking post. So here fucking I am trying to get fucking blocked.
What's the fucking fuss about fucking blocking a fucking blog with fucking lotsa fucking word. For me to use a fucking fuck word is not fucking cool at all. Here are some fucking ways to use fucking fuck word as found in a fucking dictionary:
Fuck
The fucking simplest of all, to fucking express your fucking feeling in a single fucking word.
Fuck You
Though it is not so fucking different at all, this is more fucking direct than a fucking fuck. You can fucking use it only to fuck one person, for more fucking add "all". Example : Fuck you all!
Fuck It
This is fucking simple, it's to fucking express that you don't give a fuck all.
Fuck Me
Though not fucking advisable to fucking use, this is to fucking express when you are fucked.
Fuck Off
Fuck on....
Motherfucker
To show that you are sick of a motherfucking snake in any motherfucking vehicle.
Fuck-a-doodle-do!
Used when you are fucking amazed.
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Infix
This is to add a fucking fuck inside a fucking word. For example:
1.Abso-fucking-lutely
2. E-fucking-xactly
3. Un-fucking-believeable
Infix In a Name
This is to add a fucking fuck in someone's name to fucking make them sound fucking cool. For example: (Please do not fuckin confuse it as their fucking middle name)
1. Holy Fuck-a Molly
2. Sidharta fucking Gautama
3. George fucking Bush
The Jesus Dictionary
This has nothing to do with Fuck at all, but it's a food for thought.
Jesus Christ
To express a feeling of not believing something. For example : "Jesus Christ, I don't believe it!"
(while in a church of course)
Also to use when you are amazed. ( Not by God of course)
Jesus Crysst
Not so different from Jesus Christ. This one is to show that you are an Irish.
Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ
To show that Jesus can tap dance too
Jesus fucking Christ(ianity)
To show how fucked up one fucking religion is.
For conclusion, the fuck word is to fucking emphasize a fucking meaning of a fucking word, so unless you really fucking mean it, do not use fuck at all.
