Nothin to do in the cee-taayyyy part II of the awsome trilogy

So me was 'angin out with me lads one nite and suddenly one of them came in with 'is skate board, then he said "wanna crash the mall?". Then me nodded in agreement, so off we go to the mall aiteeeeee.

Me lad did this awsome stunt at the street, we din go to the mall la. It was already nite aiteeee. So he jumped over the bridge, dodged in a matrix style and peed al over the mayor's house.

Not only that, you know that famous statue in medan? no....? well, I climbed on the top of it NAKED.

Then the police officer caught me for publick distruption. WICKEDE EH?

FUCKIN DUMB THE PICS DID APPERAR PROPERLY, we need electricity la MR.ABDILLAH!!!!

Nothin To Do In The Ceee--taaayy

Holiday is coming to its end, I am somehow happy and not reall glad. Me gonnae miss me lads and food over 'ere.

That used to be our meeting point, we always went this place only. Ah those young golden days, where grass are still green and life is younger than the mountain.

Now, because they chopped down and burned down the forest and blame us indonesians for doing it, the place closed down. That cafe used to be our hang out place. Sad man....

But then, me can still have a nice cup of coffee. Black thick without sugar, really kicks in.

Then there's this doughnut, Chocolaty chocolate doughnt. I mean for real, it must be heaven.

Excusez Moi, perharpz ze croissant will do you good.

Then one night, me went out with a girl, Echie. To this cool place, nice cheap steak place. They have this live band, tho not that entertaining.

And that was calamaryly or however u spell it, with mayonatse and chilli sauce. Word.

Medan oh Medan, who the fuck made your city planning? You are a midget.

The Continuation Story of Bungalow Bill

Oh well, Just as I thought that everything will do okay. I asked her to leave me alone for a while. Just like good american I try not to make a big fuss out of it, I went to paladium to chill, coz they got wireless internet there. To show off how rich my parents are, I brought my laptop over there. I had this funny feeling that you know something might happen.

It was seven sumthin when I finished the internet activity, I went upstairs for a stroll. Just as I walked thru this restaurant, guess what......I saw the same thing which I saw in the morning. I mean, she never learned any lesson did she? The guy was touching her necklace. I went in with me band mate, sat infront of them. She greeted me, still acting as awkward as usual. Then I said I want to talk to her in private.

We went outside to talk, I asked her why is the guy touching her necklace? (for girls, when a guy does that, it means that they are aiming for your boobs). She said, he was just adjusting the necklace (Jesus Chryssst, I am dumb am I?). Finaly she admitted that she is guilty, okay then I asked what she wants then, she said she doesn't know what she wants and she asked me what I want. (This thing went in circle for like 30 minutes) The guy was calling her asking wether everything is okay and she dare to pick up the phone infront of me as if the guy is her boyfriend. For information, they guy called his friends come, in case sumthin bad happen. Dudeeeeee, I won't whack someone because of a girl, well if you were Tara Reid then I would.

At the end, I walked away ever so cooly without looking at her and said

"You know what I want"

I dumped her.

Okay it hurts, really.

Instant Karma Has Got Me

Karma stands for Kome And Rip My Ass apart, indeed it's a bitch. Karma is a belief so well constructed by our fellow Indians. It's a concept when something bad happen, you got karma to blame on. Of course it all depends on good deeds and bad deeds, which is kinda ironic on the good deeds part (gonnae tell ye later on about that aye). For example:

One day you came out of the house, when you just got out from the door you step on a pile of shit. Karma is to blame, karma man....you should have look where you walk you idiot!

You got straight As for your final exam, thank karma for that. Well, if you did not study and you still got straight As then you can thank your fuckin karma.

Anyway, my story goes like this:

This morning, I called my girlfriend say that I wanna go to her place and chill then maybe go grab sumthin to eat.

"Hi hun, can I go to your place now?"

"Well, I promise my mom to go out with her. I might be back a bit late, I'll call you later to confrim then"

"Okay, see you!"

"Bye!"

Well, I went anyway. So I walked to the doorstep, there was this motorcycle parked outside. This is quite unusual I thought to meself. So I peek through the door, I saw her and a guy named budiman (budi means good deeds, hah!). They were like sitting next to each other, enjoying their breakfast and giggling happily so ever after. I stood there like a fool for 2 minutes, they did not realize I was there. I called her anyway, then she looked at me acting so awkwardly. The guy was looking more awkward and he was looking like as if I was gonna pull out a hand gun and say "You have insulted my inteligence!" and bang bang thru his small primate skull. I sat down across where they were sitting, sat there smiling so cool as if I am Don Corleone. She came to me, did not kiss me on the cheek nor hug me to show her respect as usual, she just sat beside me and was like talking nonsense. The guy moved to the kitchen, and after sitting beside me for about five minutes she went to the kitchen to the guy to spend like 15 fuckin minutes. Then I walked outside to have a smoke.

"You want me to fetch you to work?" I said

"Well, do you want to?"

"Of course, I am asking you"

"Okay sure, let me take shower first"

She went back inside the kitchen took her another fuckin 20 minutes then the guy came out and left. Then she asked me to come inside, I did. I sat there and then she only started to take shower. She finished her shower and we went inside my mom's car. She was sitting there saying nothing, so I asked

"YOU FUCKIN BITCH!!!, YOU SLUT!"

Nah, I did not say that.

"Aren't you suppose to say something?"

"What do you want me to say?"

"I don't know, you are suppose to say sumthin to me"

"Well, you just ask me then I will answer"

I asked her, what the hell is that guy doing there. It all comes to this, she said I can go out with my sister Naomi and Jennifer and she can't go out with this guy, budiman. I mean, in ideal world, Naomi is my sister and Jennifer has no affection towards me, but budiman likes her. Plus, she fuckin lie to me. The worst part is, the budiman guy is a class A La-La, Oh-la-la!.

They even play board games together, how sweet and romantic. She claimed that, he is just a friend lah! The guy kept on calling her in the car. Weird eh.

I am not angry nor sad, not emoing obviously. I mean, Jesus Chrysssstt I saw it coming. I am like feeling very confused right now.

Jenn So Rich, I am her Bitch

After an intensive consultation with the doctors, they agree that they gonna give me a new look of a face. One that will stunt the owner of the very eyes that hold the skin deep of a human being. One that will shatter the doubt of a curious heart or even One that will shiver the knees of a horse's leg. This is it.....the long waited.

*

*

*

*

*

I did say I wanna look like Michael Jackson you know, but not with a real nose!

Jenn and I went to play pool again and she beat me again and again, we ordered two big mugs of beer and chill there. I got an heart attack when I saw the bill, but I acted cool so I won't make a fool of myself infront of Jenn...after all I am her bitch. "It's not like that la Stupid!"

This is the chillin place

Jenn's hands got slippery (she tried to unlock the car but could not do) after a good 'ol time with a rockabilly style in my parent's car. Never ever let Jenn drive a manual car! She can't even get it going foward....rich kid with a manual car? won't happen in million years.

Nasi Goreng Bali, okay only la. I never really like nasi goreng...I mean nasi goreng? Come on man....get real. We went to Merdeka Walk, where stars are so bright that you have to wear shades at night.

In Indonesia "Tol" is a highway and it is also a short form of "Kontol" which means dick. This is an example of bad Bahasa Indonesia. That sign means "It's the gate, dick" and "Pay up, dick"