Ballad of CST

CST went to Langkawi, yes we did. It was the first day of our holiday and we decided to spend our money wisely : Alcohol and Ciggarettes and fuckin in the bushes. Jenn, Joel and I had to go to Pudu Raya first to buy the bus ticket, after we rendezvous at me place we took the KTM to KL (which Jenn kept on complaining that we should stop at KL Central).

We had to wait around 4 hours for Kenny, Jolene and Ee May to come and I had to buy slippers. Joel the wise guy took us to Maydin, where it closes at 8 pm and we had to run around the store like crazy drunken Irish.

After we gathered around like 10 sumthin, I was feeling very hungry so we went to eat Bak Kut Teh. Nice yummy pork with nice yummy soup. Like yeah...

After the magical Pot of Bak Kut Teh, we all appeared suddenly in Kuala Perlis Jetty. Like magic eh?. It was a freaking 6 hours bus ride and another 1 hour boat ride to Langkawi.

This was the beach near the Hotel we stayed. Like okay lah, not bad at all and all that of sort of stuff. I had to drive the kids around the island and have to keep my alcohol level to a very minimum. It was nice tho.

We had to finish:

1. Jack Daniel

2. Absolut Vodka

3. 6 bottles of Corona

4. 3 cans of Budweisser

5. 2 packs of cigars

6. 10 packs of Marlboro

7. 10 packs of Dunhill (Ee May)

8. 10 packs of Blak Devil (or any packs lah)

The real effects of Alcohol: It gives you muscle and makes you sexier like that guy on the left.

Jennifer tried to sell her body for more Alchocols and Cigs, she was so desperate you know.

Oh happy day....really happy and drunken. I was so drunk I did not remember shit...

Buweisser sucks...I don't know why americans like it so much.

Well the rest? who gives a fuck? DRINK BABY!!